• DELIGHT THE YOUNG AND OLD this Yuletide Season with our Authentic Elf Droppings.
• COLLECTED BY ELVES in the tundra of the North, these poops sprout a cornucopia of outrageous vegetables when planted south of the Arctic Circle. All participating elves were provided healthy meals and living wages.
• ALL NATURAL, non-GMO, pesticide free vegetable seeds bundled in compost and clay. Does not contain fecal matter.
• EASY AND EFFORTLESS gardening in the Springtime.

DIRECTIONS:
After the risk of frost, crumble and place seed pellets on bare soil and water regularly until plants are established. Covers about 100 square feet. 

ABOUT: 
An all natural product expertly made in Pennsylvania, USA. Non-GMO and pesticide free. Grow with confidence. Contains a mix of herbs and vegetables including carrots, tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, dill, basil, thyme, cabbage, kohlrabi, assorted radishes, spinach, bok choy, and much much more!

Don't forget about our Sunflower Reindeer Droppings, a proven hit for anyone deserving a turd and a smile all at once!